Global Earthquaking - (Ignore the axis labels)
Yes, I have proof in this graph that we will soon die under a blizzard of earthquakes! I have an identical graph (ignoring the labels) that shows to me Internet traffic. Obviously internet use is causing earthquakes! I propose an Internet Tax, with all the money going to me!
I'm going to do a movie - "The Truth is a Pain in the Ass". It will be streamed on the internet.