In an unbelievably straight-faced press release, Duke has solved its nuclear waste problem, for a new nuclear plant, by signing up with the DOE. No humour here, boys!
Thus, at one stroke of the pen, we can start construction of all these nuclear plants that have no financing, and no logical thinking. Will Duke make amends for this bout of silliness, by pouring some money into good science? No, and the Gods of Logic will whack them in the head.
I think they should start looking for another waste repository in North Dakota, and start all the screaming from there!