How to cope with the 'Year Without Summer'

 Yes, this has happened before in history.  Always blamed on some mystical volcanic eruption in the tropics they can't find any trace of.  They can't think of simple ocean currents.

This is big trouble.  Not for you!  You can just keep out the long underwear.  I'm talking about the Warmie Industrial Complex, with a trillion dollars in play.  Corruption that overwhelms trumpy and his day-trading -  "What am I going to say today?'  Ok, buy that stock.

Deep inside the University of Lyme Disease, in the UK, that started this whole thing, they have a discussion.

"Ok, the Fish says no summer. What are we going to do?  We can't kill the fish, because he's the only one that warns us.'

'We can push the "Phoenix rising from the ashes' thing until Christmas.'  "Fine, what else?'

'Obviously, we have to redefine 'summer', as a day or two above freezing.'  'Great!'

'We go with 'No Summer is Extreme Weather' thing.  It's all Climate Change, and we install more windmills.  I like the cut from that.'

 'We stay in the headlines by pushing more stupid legislation in Europe.'

'Then we are into winter, and -40C is extreme weather again'

"Ok people, we are golden'

ps note that 'clange' was first 'global warming', and when there was no more warming, it is now defined as 'extreme weather' including very cold.  

ps I agree.  We now have 2 seasons - Winter - below freezing;  Summer - above freezing.