The physics of men's underwear

 There is a new mensch Canadian underwear being promoted heavily on the socials.  The ads seem to be designed to get the women to buy it for their men.

This is gay underwear.  It feels like pantyhose, not that I ever tried that during my teenage years.  I call it a sportsbra for men.  It's a stretchy material and feels like a hockey cup.

It has the amazing physics of feeling great for two days of use.  It totally stops 'baseball pitcher adjustments' which the women hate.  However, we have the physics of heat energy transfer.  Right now, this morning I feel cooked.  If you are trying to get the lady preggers, the biology says 'don't do this'.  You need Scottish Kilt Freedom at 30 below.  This underwear will be responsible for a huge drop in the Canadian birth rate.

So, when the lady gives you this at Christmas, saying how all the gay celebrities rave about it, smile politely, and stash it in the back of the drawer.  Nobody wants cooked jiggly bits.

**Ha, ha.  This is all satire.  Of course, buy the underwear, and make those guys rich.  Just look up the articles on 'Truck Driver Crotch'.