We have our main Arctic Vortex, which I call the Ice Machine. It is an amazing mechanism, which we shall never know about. Right now, all the flow is going to the UK, starving us of cold. Ha!
The weeny storm is going up against the Cold Blob, and will be shattered.
Normally, the warm plumes close the Greenland Gate, but not this time.
The new warmie thing is to say: "Right Now! For One Show Only, we have natural forces overwhelming human-caused carbon warming. We'll be back to our regular programming soon."
People believe this, but they have been doing this "Only a Blip" thing for a while now. We are going into a Major Ice Cycle, and the presses will only be running in July.
Don't forget that if somebody was a Cold Kimmel, their show would be cancelled by warmies.
ps and this is a great investment during a Major Ice Cycle.
It will stay open all year, on the hopes and dreams of warmies everywhere.
ps they've gone down to 'more likely' instead of the usual 10 or 70 times. Yeah!
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