In a break from physics and the Scientific Method, we shall become a Master Debater on the evils of 99% of humanity, and their corporations. Our existence as dues-paying members of the intellectual elite depends on a very unstable parameter called the "Climate Change Coefficient".
All the temperature charts put out by the Eppiestien controllers of humanity have fooled us into thinking this value was 'Plus Infinity". That is, every breath put out by the brave workers was like the exhaust of a corporate jet going to MarLago pleasure island. This is false!
The new charts show this value is really "Negative Infinity". They are going to freeze us with carbon dioxide, which everyone knows cools the Earth in the upper Stratosphere. That's Science! That's the Ultimate Truth.
Look at that cold.
Europe, that bastion of clear thinking is also freezing.
Greenland hasn't melted out all its ice once this summer! Those were all corporate lies!
Cold, cold, cold. All due to the fabrication of a positive coefficient. No need to measure it, everything was done in 1712.
ps all the Energy of the Universe is in college girls. We had an entire team of them up at the lake near the cottage. The energy is exhausting!
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