US election all comes down to the squirrel

 

Did you know that all our pandemics came from a too-close association with wild animals?  That is why it is illegal to keep wild animals as pets.  A virus can start to ping-pong between the keepers and the animals, until a break-out.  

Cats are bad enough with that parasite, but the standard pets have stabilized over the millennia that we have a handle on it.  Farm animals are also illegal to have as pets in urban situations, although chickens are sometimes okay.

The US rightwingers are all hot on the gov't inferring with abortions, but want the nanny-state to leave squirrel-pets alone.  Guns and wild animals, a perfect combination.

ps. this guy was probably making so much money off the squirrel that the Chinese hacked his account to get his location, to interfere with the election.  :)

ps neat, and then we'll have 'squirrel-vid' killing everybody, and the rightwingers won't take the vaccine.  

ps oh then we'll have people taking their 'comfort squirrels' on airplanes, and then they get loose and start to chew on the wires....

ps What a movie -- "Squirrels on a Plane".  starring sweenies.  The chewed wires stop the plane from landing, and the old lady runs out of food, the squirrels start chomping on people -- scream fest!