Cold, served with a dash of salt

 As we know, the Australian Salters are being blamed for the cold in UK.

The salt is causing a huge plume of West Pacific heat to come up and shove all the nasty Arctic air on top of us.  I can't help noting the signature of the Trickster Jet Stream.  

Of course, if you want to go with boring physics, then we are just getting colder, due to chaotic ocean currents.

If you believe that the 'long-trend fairies' will come out to warm you, then be warm in your beliefs.  You are supporting a whole industry of 'Influencer Scientists'.  They deserve your affections.

We now have all our people without an ounce of physics.  They can huddle together for warmth.