Technology conspires against Trump

 

All that technology, running hot for hours while the secsurv went over it for bombs.  And then slammed with an unbearable load.

I love the video, the escalators running empty, and then a big line of fat men come up to it.  All jamming as close as possible to Trump.  Step on the escalator, and ... stop!  

The trumpies jammed right behind, two to a step, and they are stunned.  Too stupid to think, and melly just walks up, something every day on the subway.  Anyway they all have to trudge up.  Had they kept a reasonable density, they could have quickly reversed and let Trump take the elevator.  But no, too much density.

Of course, all the other technology got the bomb treatment, as well.  I would like like think there is a movement 'Bugger the little things', led by kimmelmeister, but this is just physics.

ps all I am thinking about is the scene in starwars where jabbahut sends luke to the beast, and he kills it.  The beastguy is crying.  Of course, with the escalator it wasn't luke that killed it, but jabba the fat.

ps on normal channels you aren't allowed to generate a cartoon of Jabba the Fat.  Sad, might make Trump mad.

ps ha ha, the fun goes on.  The UN has stopped all preventive maintenance on the escalators because Trump cut off all the money.  So, the load safety trigger probably ramped up.  The UN is blaming a trumple for jamming her shoe in the top grate, but it certainly became over when the fat man sang.