Woke Alert System

 As a service to the public, we have started a woke alert system.

This is a test of the WAS.  Should there be a real alert there would be a flashing light and a 'woo-woo' sound.

We test with a 'has-been' woke.

Wokes can be determined by the following ticky list.

-wide media support - college girls and their subsequent morphs are the only things buying advertised stuff these days.  Any stuff pushed by ads has high margins to support that crap.

-no new measurements - all relying on 'she said they said'.  

-imminent destruction - really, why put it out there if it doesn't grab.

-low probabilities - wokes take one in a million odds, and inflate them to 'certainty'

-high cost to society - the number of hospital beds destroyed determines the impact of the woke.  All wokes work on 'money grows on trees', but major wokes can destroy a civil society.  For example, the merkelization of Germany caused all the perfectly good nuclear plants to shut down, bringing Russia to kill Ukrainian children.  

So, except for the fact that this headline is a dead cat bounce, it was something in its day.  Don't forget that the righty-tighties can be 'woke' with their 'murder is abortion' thing.

ps - for new wokes, we must add 'probability of being picked up by college girls'.  If they say 'meh', it's a loser woke.