Woke Alert - Killer Beavers

 Ah, cute, fuzzy beavers.  Let's put them in the most crowded country in the world, and give them nothing to do, like teenagers at the mall.

We Canadians know that you look the beaver in the eye, and you kill it.  The only good beaver is Mr. Darcy's hat.

Commie Principle - Humans are evil, let's all go back to nature, and live in yurts

Economics - Beavers are cute and can't do anything wrong.

Engineering - Beavers are just giant groundhogs with a trick.  They will build dams over the sound of any running water.  No running water, they will make it by tunnelling through a dam.  That kills people, but what do the beavers care?

Beavers also get the credit for stopping floods - Wrong.  In Canada they make a huge number of dams, all with the exact same strength.  During a big rain, they all fail in a cascade.  We hate beavers.