"The prediction is Ohio could have a 7.2," he said, referring to the potential magnitude on the Richter scale. "If we had a magnitude 7, that would be devastating."
Ah, Come on!! Ohio doesn't have the monopoly on earthquakes! Their zones are identical to Toronto, but they've had a few earthquakes recently. Thus, the intelligent response to the classic question: "What about me?"
In Toronto, it's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". In honour of this great attitude, I shall make up a response from a fictional Toronto Emergency Old Boys Drinking Association (TEOB):
TEOB Declares No Chance of Chile M8.8 Hitting Toronto
Toronto - Toronto citizens can sleep safely under their bookcases, knowing that an M8.8 will not happen here.
TEOB Head Marvin Garvin said: "We can't have that M8.8 happening here, since it already happened in Chile."
He also is quoted as saying: "We shall hold the line, and continuing doing what we don't do about the ridiculous chance of an earthquake hitting Toronto. Let other people worry about it!"
imbusSince an Earthquake just Hit Toronto ...now what do you have to say?
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