I've made up my own imaginary DF, I call him Sam. I have all sorts of nice speeches from him on g+ which Sam is using exclusively. Perhaps they will combine, or perhaps I am dreaming.
ps. Sorry, but Imaginary Sam has resigned, due to an impure thought at his high school prom.
pps. DF has realized my worse nightmare and has started to go all Trumpy. He will go all the way into the dumpster. The political elite lady also doesn't have a chance. Too bad.