Sunday, March 18, 2018

Physics: The mechanism of how the Pacific and Atlantic are linked

So, up to now, I could see the powerful Arctic current destroying the Gulf Stream and plunging the UK into bitter cold.  This Arctic current is much heavier than other winters, although this chart has only been on my radar for two years.  You have to accept my word for it, since nobody does anything with this.

But there has been massive instability in the Atlantic equatorial current or 'conveyor belt'.  Again, no historical reference.  Looking at it again in 3D, I can see how the cold current would plunge beneath the Gulf Stream and hit the equatorial belt.


For the warm spells, the Pacific Heat Battery builds up heat energy, and then finally gives up, for chaotic reasons.  There would also be a counter force of heat build-up in the west.  For all this time, the North Pacific current has been warming the Arctic, causing ice melting and the Beaufort Gyre.  This gyre is another battery, but storing up cold fresh water from the ice.  As being less dense in a vortex, the middle would be 2 cm higher than the rest.  This would be seen in satellite gravity measurements, if somebody would look.

Then it all blows.  A huge Arctic current comes down.  As it hits the Gulf Stream, it plunges in very deep water that is the home of the Titanic.  The current comes roaring down and hits the equatorial current, which generally goes all the way down, since it is also a heat battery.

This is a hypothesis.  It could be tested by looking at the deep currents.  They won't look, though.  Nobody is doing this sort of thing.  Everything is being handled by the Unemployed English Majors.  :)

Saturday, March 17, 2018

UK to get a few more 'Beasts from the East'

Now it's BE2.  Maybe 3 and 4.

Unless the ocean temps turn, indicating the return of the Gulf Stream, they are going to be cold.  Now, I feel sorry for them, and won't make any more fun.  :(

I don't see it warming up.  It may even be cooling more. 

Miami bridge sounds like shuttle and Chernobyl combined


This is the o-ring guy saying 'Uh, it's not good.'.  That Miami engineer was forced to phone a dead line about surface cracking, just to cover rear ends.  Then they may have been so internally scared that they conducted a load test with the traffic underneath.  That's the Chernobyl part.

The article also alludes to the bizarre qualifications system, where every state fiercely protects their inbred engineers.  This hits hard the trumpy states.

**I'm just following this for now.  I'm sure it's going to start to get so stupid that I turn it off.  :)  Don't forget that all this goes double for earthquake engineering.

ps. as an aside, we were shown the two videos about these disasters as a warning about bureaucratic (group think) engineering.  But they are more of a blueprint now.  :)

pps.  just coined a new term 'Scapegoat escapism'.  That's 90% of bureaucratic effort these days.

pppps.  Whatever you do, don't mention the company.  They sue anybody who looks at them sideways.  I'm leaving this subject.

Friday, March 16, 2018

California pushes earthquake resilience with new building codes


Very noble of them.  I've been preaching this for some time to my 7-person church choir.  :)  Unfortunately, the whole engineering thing is broken.  Buildings tilt at only 40 cm/s pgv.  A moderate earthquake would condemn every building in LA. 

The Florida bridge is indicative of the 'New Wave'.  Had it stood, it would have done the same at 10 cm/s.  Somewhere at that level is the high chance of static collapse, as we have witnessed.  *

The US now praises incompetence.  'Who's next?' gloats trumpypants.  We wait for the next earthquake. 

*In general, structures have a nominal earthquake capacity due to winds and live loads.  It's somewhere around 10-20 cm/s.  Anything lower than that, and you have static collapse, like in third-world countries. 

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Engineering Failures in the Trumpy States


If anybody has learned anything in the trumpystates is that you are happier if you wrap yourself in Wilful Ignorance.  Their leader has shown that you can make up anything, lie, betray, and you are still popular.  Who doesn't want this?

I've been following this trend for the earthquakes in Oklahoma.  A great many people have removed themselves from thinking with the whole biblical science thing.  The rest have drifted off into conspiracy theories.

I put it out that this is endemic and the current Great Cycle.  It's a situation where the first ones are tremendously rewarded, but if everybody does it, then everything collapses.  I've noticed it for some years, where no bigwig is responsible because he pulls the Stupidity Defence.  Our company was well into it when I left.  Let's see what they come up with.

In our current system, the smart one always gets killed.  He's the one that says "That darn thing will collapse".  If he stays or the comment is recorded, then he is killed in the lawsuits that follow.  Everybody knows this now, so that guy has gone extinct.  This collapse won't be a case of some smart criminal skimming out the cement powder, no, this will be an endless story of "Wasn't me."

When everything is collapsing, and people dying of earthquakes, diesel fumes, etc, there will be a change.  Bigwigs will be charged with fraud:  that they accepted money knowing full well they couldn't do the job.  We know who is #1 at this, and in this current social climate, trumpy is immune, even if everybody dies.

Of course, everybody isn't going to die.  In the worst case, all these catastrophic failures are at a thousand to one odds, when they used to be 100,000 to one.  What are the lawyers going to do with probability?

ps.  a video shows the explosive collapse.  Amazing.

pps. they were tightening the cables at the time.  Bad design would start a zipper failure with one strand breaking.
 ppppps.  the Amercans are already gunning for the scapegoat

UK to sweep what it sews - Snow and the New Ice Age

Poor UK.  The Unemployed English Majors of the Social Apocalypse started the gross manipulation of the world with their attack on basic physics.  The pioneered all the techniques, then used by Russia to engineer Brexit and trumpyism.  Really, what's a few more fake facts?  Now the poutines could poison the whole place and who would find the bodies under all the ice?

But Canada will attack Russia with cheap Canadabis, and get revenge for those poor lost souls.  :)

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Exciting Weather when the Plumes come a calling

Our recent Toronto weather is what happens when there are no high-energy plumes drifting over us.  All 'weather' comes from these plumes.  Right now we are in our sun-driven 'natural weather' for March -- good for maple syrup.  The Sun drives us above freezing in the day, and below freezing at night.  The Great Lakes moderate the temperature.

But the East got a mere twig of a big Atlantic plume, and they have a monstrous Nor-Easter.  Very exciting.  And now Britain gets the full brunt of it.  They'll get their equivalent of a nor-easter as it sucks in all the cold Arctic air.

Although each individual plume is 'weather', the overall intensity and number of them is climate.  They are driven by ocean currents.  Anyway, 'nuff said.

ps.  extremely cold weather in the eastern States.  Natural gas is in demand and will drain the reserves.  But no earthquakes in Oklahoma right now because it is too cold to handle the freshwater frack waste.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Doug Ford off and running -- into a brick wall

Everybody told him to lay off on the right-wing social stuff.  Just stick to the economy and you'll win a majority.  But no, he has to pile up the stones on his political grave.  I'm truly sorry, since I really wanted to find out the true cost of the Niagara Tunnel to Nowhere, among other things.

I'll have to unsubscribe to all the emails from these guys, and they will join the dustbin of history.  :(

Monday, March 12, 2018

With the Gulf Stream Dead, the UK is Looking Forward to Permafrost

The warm plumes continue to drift over the Sahara, and then warm up Moscow.  The chilly stuff then hits Britain.

The North Atlantic sea temperatures continue to plunge.  If there is a bottom to this, I would expect to be seeing it by now, in the ocean currents.  Unfortunately they are working up to be cold in the N. Hemisphere.

Increased permafrost is the first phase of glaciation.  It won't actually happen in Britain because it is surrounded by the sea which keeps temperatures up to a cosy -18oC.  :)  You need a frozen sea, and lots of -40 temps to keep up permafrost.

If this were to be a real ice age, you would need all the land back up to it's regular heights and snow lasting all year.  On that day, you would see some real positive feedback.  But the permafrost has to come first.

We really need a timelapse of this chart.

It would scare people.

ps.  that's the ocean temperatures.

Unemployed English Majors Move on to the Other Coming Disasters


I read this newspaper because it is the hottest hotbed of the Unemployed English Majors (UEM).  They should be just doing Uber, but they write impassioned columns and get everybody going.

They are leaving carbon behind and moving on to endless other things.  This fellow may be an Unemployed History Major, by throwing in WWI.  The only warm spot this winter was Moscow for a while when the weird reversed Atlantic winds went over it and warmed the Arctic.  All due to the collapse of major ocean currents.

Massive plastics dumping in Bali is leading to a big world-wide campaign against plastics.  It's still evil oil companies, so that part is good.  Tourists should just stop going to the littering countries, but, no, it has to be a war against Saran Wrap and recyclable Coke bottles.  All major corporations.

Can we imagine the trillions to be wasted on this?  Yuck.

ps. with the Gulf Stream still dead, the UK is becoming Labrador. 

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Canadabis - getting 100% germination

This is a topic near and dear to the Fords.  We, in Etobicoke, knew them as children.  Doug now is off the demon drink, and may he live a long and happy life.  I suggest that he grow 'Hash Plant' feminized seed from Crop King Seeds in Vancouver.  I just got 100% germination.

That's with my tomatoes.  The grow lights make it look weird and unrecognisable to the extreme right wing.  :)

It has been very difficult to get to nearly 100% success rate.  After losing many, many seeds I have finally got a system.  Those darn seeds cost nearly $15 a piece, but you get a lot of medicine out of each plant.  These are very vital, so they should be good.

My oil is very powerful for an old man.  The plant is 12% THC and 4% CBD.  Don't go for just CBD.  I'm convinced that for proper brain healing you need to scramble things with thc and then fix it all with cbd.  It's a good brain workout, better than those mind games.

You should all be at this stage if you want decent plants in the fall.  Right now, these plants are just Hemp, until they get juicy in September.  All perfectly legal.  I'm putting up a greenhouse this year,  since we are getting really cold as we jump into a Major Iceless Ice Age.  *

*would be ice if we were a few thousand years from now.

ps.  I just started the broccoli.  Which is the healthier?

pps. keep the saran wrap on until they poke it off.  I just lost the runt by taking it off too soon, but it might not have grown well anyway.

extra- yeah, I put the wrap back on and saved it!

The Manifesto of Doug Ford

I am making this all up.  Nobody reads me and nobody listens.  But, I am happy, just like him.  This is what he would say in my happy universe.

Doug Ford:

We had to jump through hoops to get it, but here I am.  I went all 'Negative Populism' to get this vote, but now I embrace 'True Populism'.  The Conservative Elite rigged the vote to get what they wanted, but now we will clean them out.


is the will of the people, plain and simple.  It is not Negative Populism, Hateful Populism, or White Backlash Populism.  It is inclusive.

Let's not fool ourselves, the left wing of socialism has nothing to do with the will of the people.  They are a liberal intellectual elite that is so incompetent that they have wasted billions of dollars on pet projects that only enrich their friends.  What have they brought to Ontario?

I could list endless wastes of money but let's start with the War Against Carbon Dioxide.

This is the current physics.

There it is, the very best physics of global temperature.  If you put in 'Carbon Dioxide Warming' in the atmosphere models you get the yellow band.  That was only a hypothesis put out by the Liberal Elite without any independent experimental tests.  Temperatures are not doing what they said they  would be doing, and now they are completely falling out of the band.  We are getting colder.

Trudeau and his friends can't argue against physics, and we have to ignore them, since it only made Ontario poorer.  They made millions, and Ontario lost billions following this False Hypothesis.

So we have a Niagara Tunnel To Nowhere, solar cells in snow belts, and windmills that never turn when you need the electricity.  All left wing foolishness.

This is Corruption of the highest order.  The Corruption of Incompetence, and filling the pockets of friends.  No Liberal will leave politics without a cushy job doing more incompetent things.


-oh, I love going nuts like this.

ps. to the unemployed English Majors - this is satire.  Don't get so upset.

pps.  Dougie just had to push that sex ed thing...

Ontario Gets a Trumpy Populist

Yeah, just what we need.  Dougie is now the Oncon leader.  Now, they are truly the party of the white male backlash.  As we recall, the party engineered this with their anti-other voting rules which required you to send in photo id.  All of that has been 'destroyed'.  Look to see that stuff in the next great hack.

Now they must get a majority in order to do anything.  Anything else and we'll see a lib-ndp thing.

ps.  this will be great if he enters my Alternate Universe, as I just wrote.  :)

Friday, March 9, 2018

The State of Oklahoma Earthquakes

I could also call this 'Physics' instead of state, but who cares?  As I wait for the ground to thaw, I am miserable that all my climate physics was right.  I'm leaving that behind, since it snares me in my own web of cold.

On to earthquakes!  I have new readers who don't know the background, and we didn't have any most of last year.

Oklahoma is a state in the centre of the United States of America.  It was mostly farming until they discovered oil, and that's the whole economy.  As they don't have to use their brains to live, they are big into the exact words of the bible.  Now, they've discovered the Internet and are hot into 'Liberal Conspiracy Theories'.  They were 100% trumpypants.

Then they discovered earthquakes.  They were injecting deep saltwater for a long time and never had an earthquake.  They can't separate saltwater and freshwater in their records, but the freshwater came in and the earthquakes started. At the same time, the volumes of injection increased tremendously and the geologists blame that.

These earthquakes start up every Spring when the freshwater comes in.  It mostly comes from gas fracking, so you can correlate natgas prices with earthquakes. 

Anyway, it builds up.  **This my theory and my theory alone.  Nobody who has to earn a living can go with that.  :)

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Only 66K registered for really screwed up leadership vote

Only the old and clueless signed up.  That's ok, since they might be the only ones to vote for the elliot lady.  200K members.  I only wanted imaginary candidates, since the real ones were so disappointing.  We get what we deserve.  :)

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

The physics of the 'Atlantic Conveyor Belt' reversal

I think I'm wrong on the mechanism of the Pacific El Nino reversal, and the Atlantic shows me this.  I had assumed the Pacific piles up hot water in the west, and it eventually springs back.  But there is no such 'pile up' in the Atlantic, and it is now in full reverse.

In fact, both belts are huge batteries of heat storage, all throughout the depth.  When the hot water rises, .....

Actually, I'm going to end it here in total confusion.  I can't figure it out, but I know it's important.  Charge is one way, discharge the other.  However, I have to reconcile it over geological time, and the ice ages.  I had thought it was simple, that the heat went south, but I'm not so sure.  Please forgive me.  :)

ps.  I'm going into major rethink mode on the fine points of physics here, so I'm getting out of the climate business.  Let Trudeau be warm in his mansion, thinking carbon dioxide is important, while the rest of us huddle for warmth and burn everything we can find.  We are descending into a Little Ice Age, which really is a Major Ice Age, but without the ice.  This will cause frantic fracking for natural gas, which will blow up the US Midwest.  My Casandra curse is complete.  :)

ps.  all those who are Trudeau fans will take heart in the latest Arctic ice volume chart.  It took a big hit downwards last month, when all that warm air reversed off the Atlantic belt, went over the Sahara, and over Moscow.  The line looks steadier now, but this will make the big headlines.  :)

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Toronto housing chart shows nothing much new

Just skidding along the bottom.  Nothing much in neighbourhood, either.  We'll have to wait for the March results, which should be Spring.  Maybe not this year, maybe it's April.  :)  And the ice won't leave the cottage lake until the end of May.  Oh, fun.

Earthquake season starts in Oklahoma with a bang

Although we are freezing up here in Toronto, it's warm enough to start the gas fracking.

There's the natgas futures price.  As the cold weather goes on, it will zoom.  It will double-zoom because that same weather delays the mountain fracking.  Fresh water is tricky stuff to use below freezing.  The OK saltwater stuff goes on all year.

We've just had 3 m5 earthquakes.  That's big stuff, and the last one may even be m5.3, three times as big.  A few more and we'll have a six!

This is starting bigger than last Spring, which I thought was big.  Then, a month later it all came to a crashing halt as natgas went down the tubes.  This year I think the price will hold for a few months, to refill the storage, and that will enough to see some big action.

In past year or two, we've seen some 6's that destroyed towns, but none of them were shallow thrusts.  If the price keeps up, then we'll finally see a thrust 6.  And this year I give a 1 in 100 chance for an m7.

ps.  The earthquake mechanism for the last m4.1 takes the cake!  I've never seen something like this.

It's a perfect cannon-blast to the other side of the world.  No wonder it was an m5.3 over there.  Had this pointed upward, it would be something.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Global Temperatures Fall

This is nothing new to the UK.  But, here is the official graph.  After that little blip cause by the Atlantic hurricanes, we have a very steep fall.  It will continue to fall, and I hope it stops at 1980.  However, I worry it will go on.

If it levels out at 1980, then we just start this curve again.  Fingers crossed.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Oklahoma Cannon Blast Earthquake

You'll probably never see this felt distribution anywhere, perhaps never again.  All around are equally sensitive points that report earthquakes, so this is real.

Now, somebody is sleeping at the switch because I'm not getting any of the usual stuff I need.  No fault mechanism, no seismometer reports.  Yuck!  Now that there is no warming, this is my only interest.

Anyway, a strike-slip felt zone is narrower.  This is a medium-depth thrust, the type we can expect when we have m7 day.  At least 2 m7's, one like this, the other a strike-lip.  Nearly all the seismic energy will go NE, straight to Toronto.  High rises and waterbeds... Have fun!

The cold weather will use up all the natgas reserves.  Expect gas fracking to go through the roof (or the other way).  Trucks will line up in OK.  If this really is an m5, then it confirms the rate of an m4 a week, and an m5 a month.  Apr-May will have an m5 a week.

ps.  the extra stuff came through, and it wasn't a thrust, but medium depth normal, m5.

pps.  well, that was hilarious, there were two m5's, each a slightly different mechanism.  That opens the spring season of higher energy rate.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

UK's 'Beast from the East' keeps away 'Come Forth from the North'

Couldn't find anything good that rhymes with North.  But this is good -20 air streaming right towards Britain.  Good thing that warm Siberian air is keeping it away.

However, the northern air is bashing the only warm plume in the northern Atlantic right now.  Looks like they'll have this weather for a month.

Meanwhile, in Canada, looks like another Pulse from the Gulf (horrible) will keep us knee-deep in snow or rain.

ps.  the UK may catch the warm plume coming up from Spain.

Friday, March 2, 2018

Tricks for the Baby Elfie

These are things I wish I could have found with a search engine.  The  tricks are tailored to old people.

Learn to fly with just the remote control.  The app is hopeless.  Start your first flights with the 'headless' mode which means the vectors are always in relation to the initial position.  Once you get the hang of it, then go to normal mode.

Since you will bash into everything, you need to take off the props and remove the dog hair once in a while.  Spray the shaft with specialized silicone spray, the one that costs a dollar more than the cheap stuff.

The bashed props will show little bends at the tips.  Gently sand these off with a nail emery stick.  It's a huge difference in the lift.

For pictures, use an old android phone.  Set up everything first with the remote, and fly a little.  Then connect the phone to the jjrc wifi and run the app, just 'connect'.  Don't go any further than that, since they fight.  Fly with the remote, and just touch the picture icons to take a video.  Don't bother with the picture, since it is so fuzzy.

Do not try to fly on a nice day at 5 degC.  The batteries quickly give up the ghost.

ps.  hit the calibration all the time.

pps.  the motors suffer from stiction all the time.  If they don't start, give them a spin.

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Remove tariffs on everything


This is becoming ridiculous.  He sees the ad in one show, and this crap spurts out.  We're a tiny country.  We should just remove the tariffs on everything, in fell swoop.  This would take us out of the game.

There's no great consequence to this.  It's not as though we have any branch plants any more.  And imports can't sweep into our clogged entries.  Just the dairy industry, and we all drink almond milk anyway.  (Really, you should see the trucks at the border, coming in)

People can decide for themselves what American junk to buy.  It's all from China.  This will also help us advance to micro-manufacturing, where we won't even import goods, just make them right away with printers.

Get rid of the tariffs and kiss this idiot goodbye.

ps.  this uncertainty is killing us more than anything.

pps.  This is why we should remove ourselves, and declare a 'free port'.

Green Sahara Coming Back


Maybe not, but a heck of a lot of moist air is now pouring over the desert.  These are the conditions that gave us the 'Green Sahara' during the last major ice advance, or Major Ice Age.

We get a hint of it here, as we enter our Mini Ice Age.  The authors here are all hot on orbital variations, but that is a very minor perturbation.  This was at the height of social physics, so they could never mention ocean currents.  Remember, that in physics, it's not important that the tail exists, but whether it can really wag the dog.

So, in this switch, the Northern Hemisphere gets horribly cold, but the Sahara gets rain.  What a great place to grow cannabis!  Cheap land prices.

ps.  my tomato seeds just popped up under the lights.  Everybody in the north should get a greenhouse this year.  :)

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

We are not cold

Please ignore this.  It's the worst of my FB inner demons.  I really hope nobody looks at it.... :(

More fun

pbears in England

ps.  I've given up making fun of the UK.  It's all just so sad.

Natural Gas can carry us through the New Ice Age


For a while, at least, natural gas will be king.  We need a few bold proposals to carry us for the next 100 years of 10 foot snow. You can safely mention this at parties now.  The nasties shot their load with this latest 'Tropical Arctic' thing.  People can now engage in long-term planning.

Natural Gas

This year, or next, we will find out the consequence of using fresh water for fracking, and just injecting it.  All of trumpland will blow up with an M7 earthquake.  We, in Canada, will be golden as the price of natgas and oil goes through the roof.  When we inject, we'll treat the water first.

Most of our farming will now be done under glass.  All the cannabis will be.  


When the disaster known as the 'Darlington Refurb' comes in, we'll know that the 'old order' of the Ancient Nuclear People, has to be thrown out.  Solar cells buried in 10 feet of snow and 'Wynne-mills' aren't going to cut it.  We need #newnuclear and we need it fast.  My old proposal of making Wesleyville a 'new nuclear' research site, will have to be dusted off.  :)


Lithium cars are simply not going to 'carry' us through the land of 10 foot snow.  Natgas will be made directly into methanol and we'll have hybrids of super-capacitors and meth-cells.

Britain Sinks into an Ice Age


This is not 'The Major Ice Advance', which won't happen for a few thousand years yet.  It has to wait for all the residual isostatic rebound to be complete.  This is just another Mini (or Little) Ice Age, which is just as bad but without the walls of ice coming down.

For some reason, these articles are popular, so to recap:

There has never been any physics for the English Major Social Physics assertions of man-made warming or, even, ozone holes.  Just a lot of nastiness under the bridge.  Everything is controlled by ocean currents, which are a chaotic mess.

The latest ocean temperatures are surprising.  I was expecting the northern areas to start warming up again, but instead they are getting colder.

I follow this avidly, and the Gulf Stream warming has been almost completely wiped out.

The Arctic has gone back to normal, since Britain is now getting the 'warm air' passing over Siberia that was going to the North Pole.

Everything at -30. 

Whether this is 20 years or 100, depends on what the ocean currents are going to do.  Don't forget, that what goes for Britain goes double for Canada.  My best estimate is that both major 'conveyor belts' are going still for 100 years or so, as they build up heat again.

The optimist thinks that they will turn on again in 20 years, and then we can complain about the heat roasting us.

ps.  Note the big low in the Arctic as another beautiful Tight Arctic Vortex starts up again (as opposed to the Loose Arctic Vortex, which is always blamed for cold weather.  :)

pps.  UK alerts upgraded to 'red'

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Last Gasp of the Carbonistas - Warm Arctic


This is a wacky world right now.  With the major ocean currents doing a flip, wind reversals are hitting the Arctic.  The UK is getting that 'warm' air right now.

However, I just looked and everything in the Arctic is back at -30oC.  Nevertheless, this article will get a lot of circulation.  But the world is getting colder.

Monday, February 26, 2018

Canadian Cannabis (Canadabis) to take over the world


Yeah, trumpypants is destroying the US.  This gives us room to move.  We really should tm Canadabis tm.  Or something, like Rape Seed to Canola Oil.  Canolabis Oil tm?  We'll be to cannabis like we are to mining.  Toronto will be the headquarters of all this.  Could end the big housing crash in only 2 years.

Our big advantage is that we are the only country to totally legalize it from seed to smoke.  The Dutch have a horrible thing where coffee shops can sell, but criminals grow it.  The same in the US.  And almost all the rich countries.

Somewhat ironic that these are big vegetative leaves that you put in the compost.  Oh well, we can't tell anybody else all the tricks.  :)

UK Weather is the Best

Sorry, I just can't help it with these headlines.

Why am I hopeless when it comes to the UK?  It's because the whole 'vicious social physics' thing started at Leeds, in the 90's, when there was just email.

Of course, it was the Goring, who made the big bucks.  But the British attack dogs stayed in the game.  Any scientist who raised objections was ruthlessly attacked, and a FB scream for their heads.  At the very least, they got their funding cut.  Every university hopped on the bandwagon because the PR departments were in charge.

Then there was the 97% of former English Majors who went into climate science.  It was a good living, as long as they kept up the vicious attacks.  Luckily, this is all in the archives for when somebody wants to do a history.  Won't be me, too much like work.

Now, we just enjoy the cold, and we happy about many things:

Maple syrup - a very long season

No fire ants - all our 'warm' encroachments have to go back

Permafrost - all back now

Polar Bears - lots of ice once these weird wind reversals stop

No carbon tax - the Fed excise on gas is enough, and nobody burns coal

No stupid lithium cars for Canada - methanol fuel cells please

Of course, if we are tipping over into a Mini Ice Age, then there are many more fun things.

ps.  a wonderful picture of London from the Guardian.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Women of Ontario - Rise up against scanning photo id


The Ontario PC party is controlled by old white males.  I am an old white male, so I have no gravitas in this matter, but I am a technical expert.

For the leadership vote, the Old White Males (OWM) have devised a system where you must scan your photo id and submit it to one of their friends.  No woman would touch this and without the female vote, the serial harassers will win.

Now, I boycott FB and Twit for what they have done to us, and I ask everybody to do the same.  However, the OWM have just discovered this as a tool for manipulating people and it is the only feedback to them.  It would be a shame that all women shun this, and nobody knows the reason why.

So, all the fine women of Ontario, show your displeasure at this setup by the OWM.  Do not scan and submit your photo id, but let them know the reason why.

ps. Wow, somebody put this on youtube.

No credit, and they probably want ad money.  Is this legitimate?

pps.  Nobody is looking at the stolen video.  The hashtag #noidnoway isn't becoming viral.  :(

Final:  got my code today and shredded it.

English Majors Can Destroy the World

Old-school lawyers have lost their ability to destroy the world.  "First, shoot all the lawyers"  has no meaning.  Everything is settled by social media, and, there, the Unemployed English Major (UEM) is the 'hired gun' for anything.

In my previous, very popular, articles, I've mentioned the UEM a lot.  He (not being sexist here, because women are too smart) writes for anything, such as fake gun reviews in the US.  He is hired by the neo-nasties, and alarmists.  He can convince any FB user of anything (not that difficult).  He is the expert in using every trick in the book.

The UEM was employed by the Russians to great effect.  And the UEM pushed the whole warming thing.  Anybody who got in their way was destroyed.

Lawyers may get a few nasty criminals out, and they force "Do not microwave the cat" on every appliance, but that's it.  The UEM has wasted trillions, money that could be used to save lives.  Your cough in the morning is from UEM diesel particulates coming out.  Lots of people die with that.

Let's cut the wings of the UEM before they kill us all.  Instead of giving up on plastics, don't write about it on FB or Twit.  Boycott both of those cesspools of faulty intellect.  Let the UEM go the way of non-technical lawyers. 

Atlantic Wind Reversal to FREEZE UK

My last article got the heaviest interest yet from the UK.  I know they like the capitalization in the headlines.  This is just a bit more detail.

This is the MIMIC product, showing moist air, or air that has the potential to shed rain or snow.  I use it a lot because it is the air carrying the highest heat energy.  It's the only air that matters, and this air is driven by warm ocean currents.

The warm, narrow plume going straight to Greenland is the type that always used to bathe Britain in warmth.  It was normally carried by the Gulf Stream.  This very narrow stream of heat energy is responsible for 'Warm North Pole' headlines.  The top of Greenland is at 1 degC.  Right beside it, we have the usual -30.  The English Majors will do anything to keep their spirits up.

High-energy air is reversing off the Atlantic, going through the Siberia chiller and hitting Britain this week.  Lots of snow.  

All winter, the Gulf Stream has been stopped dead by cold Arctic water.  Yet the Arctic has been relatively warm, due to these weird wind reversals.  The Atlantic equatorial current has stopped, leading me to believe that we could go to a horrible Mini Ice Age.  I give it a 30% chance.  Most likely (I hope), we'll just go to a Micro Ice Age like the 70's-80's time.

A mini ice age is more horrible than the projections of the English Majors.  Everybody who believes in fairies should clap.  :)

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Atlantic 'Conveyor Belt' Stops Dead - Mini Ice Age Approaches

I've been looking at these current maps for years now, and this is weird.  First a bit about chaotic behaviour, it can do anything.

All natural processes are chaotic.  That means you can put on a 'bounding box' but you can't get the fine details.  The last 30 years of 'social physics' has been dominated by English Majors who convinced everybody they could beat this.  Everything was 'unprecedented' which meant it left the bounding box.

History will judge them and history is happening now.  The dang Atlantic current has stopped.

 Our famous trade winds on the equator have reversed.

I am not an English Major, so I will not say this is 'unprecedented'.  It's all happened a million times before.  But since the maps came out, I haven't seen it.  I also like dramatic headlines.  It gets two more people to read this.

So, my hypothesis might be changed a little.

Micro Ice Age (20 years) - Pacific stops

Mini Ice Age (300 years) - Pacific and Atlantic stop.  I had thought that the current moves down a little to where it is diverted south, but a full stop will do.

Major Ice Age (10,000) years.  - a mini ice age, combined with isostatic motion effects.

Since everything is chaotic, we could be going right to a mini ice age.  I'm thinking this because ancient records are being broken.

ps. just read in the Guardian that the English Majors are raising a big stink about a warm Arctic.  That's because of all these weird reversals, but now it's going back to -40 where it belongs.  :)

Appendix - English Majors
                   Reversed Flow


Friday, February 23, 2018

This Winter Breaks All Records - Even Moscow Buried


The caption was reading "You know it's a hard winter when ...."  Those guys know how to handle winter, but this is the heaviest snowfall on record.  And we thought the winter was harsh for those invading guys.

We now accept that global temperatures have fallen out-of-band for the carbon hypothesis.  ICM points this out in her speeches, or maybe not.  However, I now think we are going past the 70's and back to 1830.  Holy Jumpin' Geez, let that not be true!

But it could happen.  At the end of the Little Ice Age, in Ontario, the snow was 10 feet high, and it never stopped snowing all Winter.  OMG!

ps.  oh yeah, this is a few weeks old, but I just noticed it today.

Can't leave ICM

She is portraying the nice trophy wife next door.  You don't have time for that!  Like, 'Don't discuss politics at dinner.'.

icm would look into the camera and say.  "Ok, it's time to get real.  That guy is as bad as the guy that DF defended all the time like a pit bull.  I'm calling upon all the women of the Legislature, and other organizations to speak up.  I will arrange blacked-out anonymous video interviews, conducted by in-training female journalists (who will volunteer).  This will be for history, and not just advantages today.

If the victims of DF wish to speak, we'll do that, too.  I know it's everywhere, but let's just limit it to these two for now.

--whew "Die in my head, now!"  :(

Baby Elfie Drone for Old Men

When away from politics, an old guy needs a real toy.  Problem is that they are all designed for young whipper-snappers.

This is such a tiny thing, and never breaks no matter how hard you hit the pots.  It has almost no mass.  It doesn't knock over the knickknacks.  Likes to suck in dog hairs, so run it where the Roomba has gone before.

This is my video.  Originally, the elfie only had an app.  I can't fly with that, look at the screen, and take pictures.  The kiddies can.  This one has a neato one-hand flying control and I can map that in my head, in my right hand (left side of the brain).  The best thing is that I can hold the old android phone in the other hand and look at the screen (other half of brain).  Then I can press the button for video.  It's fantastic video at 720p, but it's a pinhole thing and meant for bright light.  I am actually using both halves of the brain at the same time, which is usually impossible for a man.  :)

Never any sound on the video, because the thing sounds like a giant swarm of killer bees, out to get you.  Note that the dog has gotten used to it.  More practice gets the thing steadier.

How ICM can win the Ontario elections

I'm in a frothing frenzy over icm, my imaginary leader of the opposition.  This will soon burn out in reality.  I take anti-depressants to recover from that, as well as my special cbd oil.

Icm is a strong, independent leader.  She out-wynns Wynn.  She'll ignore all the mice running for leadership, and assume the mantle of Chosen One.

Although conservative, she has to follow the trudy method.  ICM picks 'The Future of Youth', as her inspirational theme, since cannabis has been taken.

Every election, the cons say something racist and small-town tribal, and loses the GTA.  She must rise about the zero sum game of Toronto vs the rest, and go with 'win-win'.  I can now imagine her speeches, but my brain is burning. *

*Intellectual Depressives, such as myself, have a big problem with brain storms.  It's a bit bi-polar, but just on an intellectual level.  It's really bad to go 'all out' when you are older.  Drugs help smash it down.

ps.  In case you are worried, I have smashed down the brain storm.  Now we just wait for her to say something, anything.  :)

pps.  too bad, I looked at some tv.  Totally an elevated person.  :(

Goodbye Imaginary Dougie, Hello Imaginary Caroline

I love it at the beginning of the con leadership race.  Nobody has said anything yet, so I present my Imaginary Caroline Mulroney, icm.  Icm is a rational manager.  She doesn't go in for all the FB hate, and embraces g+.  She wants that sexist guy off the podium.  She is strong and competent.

I'm waiting for my dream to shatter.  I'm good for a day or two, since she isn't saying anything, just smiling.  I bet she throws a good party.  :)

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Extreme and Prolonged Frigid Weather has Consequences

Leftie newspaper commenters have agreed that global temperatures are now 'out of band' for the carbon hypothesis.  I have been setting the hypothesis that it's all ocean currents.

We are getting a tiny bit of heat from the Atlantic right now, just enough to flood the rivers.  Soon, the rivers will build up ice again.  This would be a record.

Natural gas is finally going up again.  It spikes if they run out of their local reserves.  Another month of extreme cold, and you'll see something better than bitscoin.

And OK earthquakes are going up again.  During the freeze, we had about one m3 a week.  Now we are at one m3 a day, and one m4 a week.  That means some fresh-water fracking is starting again.  Another month and we'll see a 4 a day.  This is the rate where we can expect something big.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018



I said this a long time ago that nasa is suffering from 'bureaucratic engineering disease'  (bed).  Bed has struck my old company, and we'll see this soon, perhaps.  Those guys can cover anything up.  :)

Good old von Braun loathed the space shuttle.  It was all a thing to look good.  Then the famous accidents, and now I'm sure some ex-engineer screamed against making a shitty platform 'stronger'  It can't be done.  Maybe you can get 50%, but this 'monster bureaucratic rocket', needs many times stronger, and they want to make the rocket heavier.  And this launcher is tilting unloaded!  In order to look better, they are doing one launch on this limp banana. 

Bureaucratic engineering gives us tilting buildings in earthquakes.  Bur. Science gave us the 'Carbon Hypothesis'.  Only spacex is riding the wave right now.  :)

Friday, February 16, 2018

Tiny subduction earthquake hits Mexico

Please remember that an M7.2 is nothing along this gigantic subduction zone.  This is my numero uno zone for a huge M9.  It's so smooth and shiny!  :)  If that happens, all the buildings in Mexico will jump into the air.

This is way above all the other 'dire' zones that the tabloids love.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Time to get your Canadabis plants going

This picture has nothing to do with me.  I got it off the internet.  If I actually had seeds, it is time to start them.  This imaginary plant is in a hydroponic system used to grow microgreens.  It was the only seed left that grew.

Buy your seeds from my buddy at Crop King.  Somebody chose 'Hash Plant' because it is 4% cbd and 12% thc.  It is not strong by modern standards.  I feel that the thc is important as well as the cbd.

This plant has produced the very best health supplement for old people.  It clears the mind and clears all the aches and pains.  And it lasts quite some time without taking anything.  I am convinced that it is curing things, and maintaining good health.  It's magnificent for anxiety.

This far-away plant will grow rapidly and the shoots will be put in soil.  Like last year, they produce a meter-high plant that has a huge crop by the end of September.  If there are lots of shoots, then all the neighbours are lined up.

The shoots are dipped in rooting hormone and then stuck in soil.  The plants are grown in a big pot of soil.  4 plants to a household.  That's enough for a lot of people.

ps. Somebody on the Guardian suggested 'Maple Syrup Hash'.  It will be our biggest export.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

The Physics of Using Satellites to Determine Global Temperatures


Subtitle - Global Warming Hypothesis Falls Out of Band

I am not denying anything.  Carbon in the air is bad, bad , bad.  However, I have been going more into the physics.  Eventually, I want to write about how it all happened.

However, this is big news.

The yellow band is the hypothesis, with carbon warming included.  The authors state that the carbon model is the only explanation they had for the rise in temperature.  If it is a good model, then the actual data (black) should be jittering inside the band.  El Nino threw it in for a while, but now it has really fallen out, and will be outside for the next 20 years.

When the observations go out of the band, then the hypothesis fails.  Diehard warmies might reject this.

Since we aren't stating anything here, we look into the physics, just for fun.  Here's the water vapour trend.

I love this, since water vapour is many times the thermal insulator that carbon is.  They say that the carbon is responsible for this rise, in some magic manner.  I won't go against magic!

This is the long-term trace of water vapour.  If only they combined it with the long-term trace of ocean currents.  But, they are specialists.  Anyway, this map correlates exactly with a map of the long-term trace of ocean current vectors.  Two bucks could get you that plot.

--enough for now.

ps.  I'm quite happy that the physicists are poking their heads out from the trenches.  Soon there will be something on convection and the lapse rate.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Ontario Conservative Party Still Weird on the Voting

In order to vote, members will be required to do the following:

Members will receive a unique verification number in the mail.
At this time members will be directed online to provide their unique verification number and verify their membership information currently on record.
Once verified, members will be required to provide a photographed or scanned copy of identification documents in order to vote during the voting period (March 2 – March 8).
A support hotline will be available during this period for those requiring assistance. 
Independent third-parties will be responsible for verifying membership eligibility, processing votes, and securely maintaining personal information. 

They got a third party from an exclusive men's club who will ogling over the id.  :)  Maybe not.  I would have thought that the mail-out would be sufficient.  Looks my plea to the privacy people may have not been heard.

They really need somebody who knows this stuff.

Blame Canada

I was about to say you can't blame Canada for all the cold weather, but I looked at this, and thought "Yes you can." 

Soon, in July, we'll be sending you sweet puffs of the God's Own Smoke.  Then you'll stop blaming us.  :)

The real reason for the cold has been well-explained by somebody.

Earthquake and Extreme Cold Hits the Olympics

They have nothing to do with each other, but I did have a look-see.

They had a small, shallow thrust, about M5, intensity 7.  There is a lot of tectonic action all around, but Korea is considered to be solid.  They are under compression from the subduction zone.  Really, nothing to see here.

The extreme cold is part of the general trend in the North.  Global temperatures are heading the way of Toronto housing prices.  All that nice warm air down south is being swept away.

I hope the wind stops for them once in a while.

Friday, February 9, 2018

Global Temperatures Going Down Again

This is different chart.  For some reason my usual plot from Spencer is not ready.  They must have killed him.  :)  This is the same chart, brightness from the surface.  The big drop of El Nino, then the scary rise (scary for me) in December, and now a good drop for January.  Like the Toronto housing market, I expect this curve to sink to new lows.

Note that all the news says "Lowest temperature in 20 years!".  Wonder why?

Gotta love the British!

If they only knew.....

Toronto Housing Sales Shatter the Bottom of the Chart

I was expecting this last June, which was more than 6 months from the strong signal the previous November.  Look like Toronto sellers can hold their breath for a long time.

Actually I'm expecting that price line to shatter the bottom, too.  That's because there are no listings and people are still holding on.  The banks are running away from this whole thing, but it's too late for them.

So, perhaps the Spring when the desperate listings come out.  Everybody has two houses and the new houses will be finished once the weather warms up.