I am now being very kind to the warmies in the Gard. They don't respond to anything any more. Like I said, they may be all frozen. However, in the event that a few survive by hiding in the university basement, I am making up a list for jobs.
-former English Majors who went into this life because it was a good living.
-can't do physics if it hit them on the head
-can't do math
-very good at bludgeoning people in the media and on email
-excellent at semantics for introducing new terms such as 'denier'.
-excellent making 'ad hoc' explanations on the fly, such as 'oceans gobbling all the heat'
-bitcoin promoter -- "It will keep going up until it destroys the world economy'
-ocean doomer -- "Plastics will kill us all"
-back to the 70's ozone doomers "The hole will expand and give us all cancer"
-back to peak oil doomers "We'll run out of oil", or food, or copper.
In short, there are lots of jobs. Soon, universities, those masters of expediency, will be promoting atmospheric physics to desperately attract students. However, they will have to deal with the remaining tenure walking-dead warmie bodies. They could send them out for a walk. :)