In order to run away from trimp, the busgus has put a gun to zoback's head to declare victory and run home. They used every trick in the book, techniques made famous by the gormings. We won't go into them here, you're either in the Scientific Method Choir or you aren't.
This is the all-clear to stop watery oil extraction, and go full-blast into fracking. Canadians should invest heavily into heavy oil stocks. 'Nuff said, signing out.
MAKE AMERICA FRACK AGAIN!
Can anybody make a t-shirt or a hat Christmas ornament?