** this is a trumpy-type joke
ATTENTION ALL OKLAHOMA! We know you are going to vote for the harasser, but if you do, Mama Nature is going to be pissed. It's all your right-wing, non-secular voting that got you into this, in the first place.
The last few days have shown a lot of activity, when it should be settling down for the winter. When the shoe drops, this is going to be the Big One that will make New Madrid look like a tea party. After you vote, set up a tent, away from your unsecured chimney, and watch the election results. Watch for the birds, then hold on to the ground for dear life.
ps. Still very hot earthquake activity. Watch out!