Dear Diary, today is November 18, 2016. You won't believe it as you freeze in another ice age advance, that today it's 18oC, and we are having lunch on the patio. You're patio is probably enclosed, now that you have hardly any summer. I feel sorry for you, but ha, ha, people today think that global warming is here forever. They forget we are in a temporary interglacial.
Yours truly, -- Warm Man.