Book your time for a visit to the Legion, where people are friendly and the beer is cheap. More fun for two weeks.
Off the list is the fact that the geology is all wrong, and this will be the biggest Liberal boondoggle the world has ever seen. "It's worth it at any price." And we can only stand and wonder.
Note from Fact Checking International
Dear Mr. Fish, you cannot blame "The Dalton Gang" for this one. It is entirely a Federal disaster.
I am sorry, it won't happen again.