SOPA (or Soap Opera) threatens to shut down the whole internet, just to keep Disney happy. The US Senate has been bought and paid for, so this legislation will go ahead, since it is impossible to take out an incumbent senator. :)
Here, in Canada though, we shall profit greatly by smuggling Internet juice across the border. :)
When the soap opera shuts down the internet, this shall trigger The Big One in California, which will crumble under the screams of all those Googlers out of a job. Here in Canada, we shall start Canoogle and NoseBook, and all those survivors will be happy to work in Moose Jaw. The New Prohibition will cause dark fibers to be lit by Internet Gansters, led by the notorious Al Ca-Schmidt. Hipsters in SanFran will huddle in their ruined coffee shots, cradling their ipads, looking for a pirate wifi. More affluent will flock to the hidden Speakeasies and have their wifi served up in style.