Dear Mr. Google. I've been on every one of your failed social projects, and I've put in a lot of content. I know your nasty business side hates me because I make fun of the ads, but your whimsical creative side should love me! Please send me an invitation!
If I get it, I can withdraw into a nice Google cocoon. Just throw up a circle of earthquake friends. This blog business is getting too mucky. All my hits are referral spam. All these content farms just take my articles. In my magic circle I can be even more nasty without offending Smitherman fans. Oh please, oh please!