April 1, 2011
In an unprecedented move, the Ontario Nuclear Industry has decided to become more open and accessible.
"We realize that we've become as tight-lipped as Tokyo Power, and have decided to make a change.", said Big Tom. "I am now starting to earn my millions, and will allow our experts direct access to the public, through their own blogs. No more will we only speak through our central mouthpiece. We have a slight problem with experts, so we'll be hiring some."
At the same time, Big Bruce said. "Hey, do you realize we're on some pretty poor geology? We're starting a multi-million dollar study, and maybe it's not as bad as we think."
Nuke Waste also had this comment: "I know, we realized we were pulling a big sock over everybody's head, so we haven't produced our environmental impact statement on time. We're going to do it all over again, including Precambrian geology, and if it's as bad as it looks, we'll just cancel the whole thing."
Up in Ottawa: "Oh man, now that Harper's trying to kill Iggy, our chains have loosened. We really should hire people who know something, but nobody wants to work here. Vote for Iggy, he'll put a Liberal party hack back in charge!"