Well, I can't get through with the apple event, which has clogged the whole internet! So much for coveritlive and twitter, they have gone down in a flaming heap! So I present this rather useless article.
A big Berkley seismic guy goes down to Haiti. "Hey, all these buildings are knocked down!", he says. "They were made of wallpaper paste, and rebar string."
"Ooooh!", everybody says. :)