Thursday, September 24, 2009

Carbon Capture Sheer Folly

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Why don't we do more of these reports? We could call them the Sheer Follies! There would be a lot of acts here!

SHEER FOLLIES
A ROGERS-HAMSTER PRODUCTION


Act 1 - Carbon Capture

Lord Oil wants to be respectable for Lady Publican. He arranges a complex plan, with music, showing how all his nasty body odor can be sealed in a can.

Act 2 - New Nuclear

Prince Neutron arranges a giant masquerade ball to confuse everybody! As part of the show, he randomly selects groups to be hosts, and suddenly, poof, they disappear!

Act 3 - Geological Waste Disposal at Bruce

Nasty Baron von Plutonium arranges a visit to Hell, complete with collapsing caverns, tons of water, and trainloads of grout. Escaping radionuclides are represented by the Cirque du Soleil.

Act 4 - Niagara Falls

The final gala parade has an explosion of water, rocks and shotcrete. A thousand singers belt out 'Rocks Keep Falling on my Head'.

3 comments:

Harbles said...

You are getting downright artsy.

Bravo!

Harold Asmis said...

My finest humour work, since Bladder Baby. :)

Silver Fox said...

Hahaha! :)