I shall assume that absolutely nothing happens this weekend. No announcing more stupid things about nuclear, no stuck tunneling machines, no earthquakes in 'cover with wallpaper' country (please!).
I was recently asked to outline a computer architecture for data record retrievals. My inspiration was the chocolate easter egg! Naturally, when the idea got to humourless people, we had to drop all egg references. All the political dummies are humourless! I'm glad I'm retired. Anyway, there were enough humourless people to pick up the idea from me, and go with it. I'm such a saint!