Ok everybody, forget getting a geology job at Yuk-Yuk Mountain. Obama has closed it, with only a tiny bit of money to create an illusion of progress. This is needed to prevent lots of lawsuits.
So, off to North Dakota! This is my random pick! Perhaps they don't have a powerful Democratic senator. So, we pick them to be the next 'toxic wasteland', as the good senator has said. Of course, the pandering populist has made sure that no state will ever host a nice nuclear waste repository. Such is the power of short-term thinking!