I only know the name of this town from the beer, and apparently making this beer has made Mom Nature very angry! According to a reliable source, who was right 2 times out of a thousand predictions, earthquakes are going to wipe out this town, or maybe it's tornadoes? Whatever, drink up any Kilkenny you see lying around, since it won't be here any more!
Ah, if only I were in a pub with Kilkenny on draft, then I'd start believing this crap! The local townsfolk have rivers of the stuff, and so, they take this psychic very seriously indeed.