Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Electro-shock therapy goes modern

I've just *got* to get a set of these deep brain electrodes! Can you imagine? One second I'm watching Harper, then *ZAP* I'm happy again! It could work in all sorts of situations...

They're putting waste in the worst geology in the world... ZAP! Who cares?

The transformers are all sinking and about to blow up.... ZAP! Pass me another beer!

My children are driving me nuts.... ZAP! Here are the car keys, go kill yourselves!


Mona Albano said...

Surely you can find a newspaper that's interested in embarrassing the government by reporting on some of these short-sighted policies!

Harold Asmis said...

Zapping would be more productive!