Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Canadian isotope incompetence gets US worried

The grand old show of the last few months now has the US scratching their collective heads. Somehow, they didn't realize that most of their critical isotopes came from an old clapped-out radioactive bathtub that is threatening to poop out any time now.

They are now hoping that the unstable Maple reactors will get approved over Linda Keen's dead body (soon to be arranged...). Or else they will order that they build their own research reactors. This will be difficult since they just gutted the budget for nuclear physics, and I'm sure all those scientific people are real happy!

But I'm sure that my favourite US Hillary will cry her way out of this pickle, much like she has done before....

Oh, and Linda? If you see any guys in black suits wearing sunglasses in the winter, and earphones, I'd duck!

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