Friday, December 14, 2007

Harperology explained

Quoted from Minister Conrad Brian, high priest of Harperology:

"We're getting a lot of flak from the Germans that we aren't a real religion. This is nonsense, since like any religion, we have a lot of axioms and proverbs to guide our actions.

A bill in the hand, is worth two in a cheque.

The grasping shall inherit the earth.

All things come to those who wait, after their term of office.

Pay unto others, as you would want them to pay onto you.

When at first you don't succeed, pay, pay again.

The Beaming Face of Harper helps those, who help themselves.

When facing jail, declare everything!

I hope this clears everything up."

Mr. Conrad Brian was last seen taking a trip to his Swiss bankers.

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