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It's a disgrace that we have to wait so long at the Timmy's drive-thru! What's more, the cars back up onto the street and create giant Timmy-Jams! Cut those wait times! Stop the social evil entering our streets!
I call upon whatshisname the provincial leader, and that other guy running, to do something about this! Forget the fact that new nuclear plants aren't going anywhere, and that they're dumping nuclear waste in sinkholes -- this is the main issue!